Well. I am officially Mirena free as of yesterday afternoon (3:00p.m.). I had my boyfriend go that way I wouldn't forget to ask questions, and if I did he would remember. I asked mainly about the cramping and messed up periods. Just so you all know what's going on...
ME: "Has anyone else complained of any symptoms like this before?"
DOC: "The only people who have had any complaints like this one are people who have also had underlying conditions."
ME: "What kind of underlying conditions?"
DOC: "If you have had or do have ovarian cysts or endometrium."
ME: " But I have never had these problems."
DOC: "Well, if you have been on birth control for more than a year or two, most females all of their lives, then it hides it. You're body doesn't let you know. Once you get off Mirena, if the cramps still occur, you need to be on birth control you're whole life or deal with the pain. There's is nothing we can do because it is an underlying condition, whether you knew about it or not."
HOLD ON !! I have only been on birth control ONCE before. For maybe 7 months. Please explain this to me. I have never had any type of problems, EVER! All of a sudden I get on Mirena, THE MIRACLE BIRTH CONTROL, and I have underlying conditions? Ones that are my fault and I failed t see? Are those not the doctors jobs? When did I start examining my insides myself? Ugh. I am getting pissed off royally! Anyways, all in all at my doctors visit with all of the exams and conversations...
These are my results:
I am perfectly healthy.
No signs of ovarian cysts or endometrium.
The doctor didn't want me blaming Mirena so he, most literally, blamed me for my side effects. They charged me over $100 and lab fees? Why lab fees? I got no blood work or anything. AND they also gave me two other appt. Why? I am cancelling them. GET ALL THE MONEY WHILE YOU CAN! is what they're thinking. I am cancelling them and never going back to them. I will never recommend them and also if anyone asks highly condemn them. This is ridiculous.
Honestly, I'm not that smart. That's why I took my boyfriend in the room with me. He's highly intelligent and the things I don't get he does, vice versa. Between the two of us, the doctor gave political answers, BS answers, and avoided other questions altogether. What doctor says that a woman has to live her life on birth control? That was his recommendation. No. That was his suggestion. To get rid of the pain I had to live on fake hormones. Besides, I did it to myself. CRAP! I ordered the birth control. Might pick it up Friday. If the pain in my sides and lower abdomen go away there's no way. If it doesn't then I will. If the pain goes away after a week on it. Maybe I'll be convinced. The pain is NO WHERE near as bad as it was. It's just minor cramps that I don't even feel the need to take Advil for. No bleeding, nothing. I didn't wake up with a headache, backache, extreme stomach pains, etc. I woke up crabby (but due to lack of sleep, nothing more)a tad bit of pain that feels like the monthly warning, not the usual fetal position advil pain, and nausea. Oh yeah, beware! I stayed nauseous about 1 hour after they took it out up until ... well, I still do. Ha ha. It's almost exactly like morning sickness nausea, though. I can deal with that better than everything else it was causing. I will update if anything changes, for better or worse. I hope everyone else on Mirena who is dealing with this gets better or gets it taken out. If you want birth control and don't mind a pill I know a really good one. I have literally NEVER heard a single complaint about it, it's nine bucks a month straight up. Imagine paying that with insurance!! Hope everyone has a great day!