I am a fast driver. Why do I always seem to attract geriatrics in front of me in both lanes ? What can I do to attract other fast drivers while I am tooling down the road ? Slow down ? But if I slow down, then I won't be a fast driver anymore, and shouldn't therefore be expected to attract fast drivers, but slow ones. So maybe we need to change ourselves to be more like slow people, then we can find so many more of them all about us.