Hey Corrie, let’s set aside the weekend, say Saturday, to sit down and have a meaningful dialog. You can tell me all about some of the weird things you do and I can tell you how to fix the problem. For instance, if you would get yourself a Lower GI douche kit and use it before you do your thing it would probably make clean-up a lot easier, plus you won’t have to pick all the fudge from between your teeth. Or, you might try doing the oral thing first to save your teeth but you should still use the douche kit to keep from messing up your sheets too badly. You don’t need the EPT Kit – no babies are made back there. You probably don’t need to use Vaseline anymore but you should definitely sit on that do-nut that I’ve been telling you about so that your brain can fall back into place and recuperate after the pounding ends.