Well... I don't think anyone needs to do any "kicking" around here, I think you've done enough to yourself.
Frankly, you can avoid the ENTIRE spritz, spraying and sticky film mess with a simple remedy for some extra bucks. Go to the health food store or go online and buy yourself an "aromatherapy" atomizer unit. There's a little one (very good) that plugs into the wall like a little night lite unit. With it comes some pads where you put a few drops of essential oils. You'll need to purchase some pure essential oils (separately or in a combo blend). These oils have been known to not only make the place smell nice for HOURS but the oils are beneficial to the body for healing purposes (I believe, there have been research studies on this). Hope that helps!