Maya,
This reminds me of a joke my boss told me a few years ago. There was a baby chick that wandered from the chicken coop and fell into a big hole. It yelled for help and after awhile a guy wandered by and heard it. He figured out what he could do to get the chick out. He drove his Mercedes to the edge and threw down a chain and the chick grabbed on and he drove forward until the chick had been pulled out. Everything was well until a few weeks later it happened again to the chick. It again yelled for help and this time an elephant was wandering by and offered to help. It dropped its male "member" down to the bottom of the hole and pulled the chick out.
The moral of the story? If you are packing a large member you don't need a fancy car to pick up chicks.