How about Toronto? 
goods
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Male, mid 40's.
Any single women in TO wanna touch base?
- Re: How about Toronto? Invincible
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This is a reply to # 929,747What's on offer?
Fancy car? Big House?
How much do you earn?
How did your last relationship end?
Do you still keep in touch?
How many relationships have you had and how long was the longest?
Do you get on with your mother?
What's your personal hygiene like?
How much are you prepared to spend on dinner?
Why are you single in your mid 40s?
Or are you divorced?
Or do you have 8 kids by 8 different women?
What's your shoe size and favourite colour?
What's your star sign?
What's your idea of a good time?
What music are you into?
What type of movies?
Food?
How tall are you? What do you weigh?
What hair and eye colour?
Who's your alter ego?
Favourite book?
Best memory in your childhood?
Best experience ever?
What's your deepest fear?
What makes you laugh?
What makes you cringe?
Will you finance 12 illegitimate children?
Do you like or want children?
What types of clothes do you wear? Brands?
What are your thoughts on evolution?
Do you cook?
What's your shoe size?
What's your intention? Marriage? Live in? Casual? Fling?
Are you OK with false teeth?
And tatoos?
Do you gamble? Smoke? Drink?
Do you tango?
Disco?
What would your best friend say about you?
Do you like dogs, cats, gerbils?
What are your religious/spiritual beliefs?
What was your last meal?
Do you have facial hair? Body hair? Hair??
What DON'T you want me to know about you?
Women are nosey creatures. NOSEY! N~O~S~E~Y!!
Oh, I'm not single ... but just giving you some questions to answer to perhaps be a little bit more open about advertising yourself :-)
Have a great day!
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- Re: How about Toronto? Aharleygyrl
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This is a reply to # 930,070just how much do 12 illigitimate children cost?
- Re: How about Toronto? goods
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This is a reply to # 930,097Not much yet, but I'm worried about when they start reaching school age--private schools are expensive...
BTW, can you get me a deal on a Harley? Mufflers removed, of course.- Re: How about Toronto? Aharleygyrl
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- Re: How about Toronto? Aharleygyrl
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- Re: How about Toronto? goods
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- Re: How about Toronto? goods
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MoreThis is a reply to # 930,070If you could read between the lines of my message, you'd be able to see that I'm next in line for the Throne of Canada.
As such, it's gonna be all about palaces, royal banquets, private jets and servants.
But be warned! If you can't stand the paparazzi, stay out of the Rolls!
- Re: How about Toronto? Invincible
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This is a reply to # 930,105Oh yeah!! I'm ready for the good life! Now I understand why you're called "goods" .. you got it all.
Can you fly Harleygyrl and I to Canada in your private jet? We're ready for the high life ... palaces, servants - yes to all that!
Paparazzi and I are old friends, all those photo shoots as a glamour model have served me well.
Now that I know you're a Prince, scrub all those previous questions.
All I need to know is how many palaces you got?
And what's the limit on your credit cards?
Would you prefer me to wear a tiara or a crown?
Do I need to learn to parlez Francais?
- Re: How about Toronto? goods
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This is a reply to # 930,225Hey, not so fast. You'll have to prove to me you're a real superhero as your name suggests. Why don't you fly up in your tights tonight and show me what Invincigirl can do...?
- Re: How about Toronto? goods
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This is a reply to # 930,070Maya,
This reminds me of a joke my boss told me a few years ago. There was a baby chick that wandered from the chicken coop and fell into a big hole. It yelled for help and after awhile a guy wandered by and heard it. He figured out what he could do to get the chick out. He drove his Mercedes to the edge and threw down a chain and the chick grabbed on and he drove forward until the chick had been pulled out. Everything was well until a few weeks later it happened again to the chick. It again yelled for help and this time an elephant was wandering by and offered to help. It dropped its male "member" down to the bottom of the hole and pulled the chick out.
The moral of the story? If you are packing a large member you don't need a fancy car to pick up chicks.-
BUT....but... Aharleygyrl
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