Re: Kellogg Cereals Jedi Mind Trick

Easy come.... easy go.

We now go live to anchorman Pete Williams on the lawn of the white house. Pete: just moments ago, subsequent to a special private briefing of people who prefer to remain mostly nameless & mostly facelss, it was quite by harmless accident leaked that there is potential massive scandal brewing in and or around the ACOMDC coalition. Details are still quite sketchy at this late-breaking moment. The anonymous person leaking these details was unable to specify how exactly this potential for scandal may go, and I repeat, it is too early at this moment to say, this could go either way at this point. If it goes one way, there could be no scandal at all and as it turns out through my personal confidence with other people connected to this matter, it could very well go this way. It's too early to tell. However, other anonymous sources close to the leak which I am also close to suggest that we very well could witness, by day's end, the very foundations of ACOMDC being shaken out from underneath it and rendered to it's original scope of possessing the interest of only one, two or perhaps a small hanfull of like-minded people. More to follow as these events continue to not unfold, but that's all from here.

Elsewhere around the globe today, in what we would like to portray as news that is totally, completely, thoroughly un-related to the previous news we just reported, a spokesperson for the department of commerce said that numerous prime indicators have recently spiked to enormous heights in the growing success in the marketing & selling of produce and other food and food-related products that now bear the official organic seal of government-sponsored approval. Our reporters were able to track down and momentarily catch up to the president from his afternoon of duck hunting in a remote albeit highly secured swamp in rural Pennsylvania where he was found in company with his VP, as well as Antonin Scalia, the Queen, and, coincidentally, select executives of the USDA. This is what he had to say in his brief, impromptu comments on this fabulously good economic news: "aw, shucks, it was nuttin, it's just the results of an Amuricun government doin what it's sposed to, workin hard at workin the will of hard workin honest patriotic Amuricuns and trying to protect and spread democracy for the world, that's all" Tweet