we interrupt your programming to bring you this special news alert: the Anti Cereals of Mass Destruction Coalition has now TRIPLED in number! Our bean counting number-crunching think-tanking experts at Brookings Institute have now projected, based on bi-yearly amortization figures for the next fiscal quarter adjusted for inflationary considerations, at the current rate, ACOMDC (a comedy, see?) will most likely quintipple by day's end. You are now returned to your previous programming still in progress, already in progress, always in progress.