Re: No punctuation? That's the day I'm gone!

A panda bear walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it to the waiter.
"I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, he finds a definition of a panda.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."