"his best friend and had a rash on his thigh from enjoying his
penis so often, I took a hike and never looked back."
This my dear lady was a ploy by your boyfriends penis to get YOU out of the picture. Skin flutes can become very jealous. As you can see, the penis won...."I took a hike and never looked back"
Sadly, all men have LWP syndrome...it's pre-historic...there is no cure.