Oh My....

Yikes, that was freaky.

Aren't these people supposed to possess something to make them a forum owner?

I WANT A FORUM. I shall be queen. All must obey. They must listen to me rant and rave about every little thing that is on my mind. We shall call it "Ask Molly the Magnificient". Only certain invited guests may post, the rest must lurk about soaking up my brilliance. I shall discourse on whatever topic I choose, and my invited guests will help me plan dinner, agree with my views on politics, religion, sex, music and any other philosphy I deem worthy.

I know a lot about an endless variety of useless crap.

Each and every day there will be at least 5 posts telling me how much I am loved and respected. If I don't get my 5 posts, then I will spend the rest of day giving endless banal lectures that each and every guest will have to respond a post stating their complete satisfaction and agreement.

Yep, "Ask Molly the Magnificient"...your health may not get much better, but damn, at least you can be in the club.







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