i would add an oxygen bar to that. water, oil and air - complete hydration, oxygenation, and oil therapy. i would want massage included, too. you could come out of a place like that, hit the office, get fired and walk out the door kicking your heels up from feeling so good.
ozonators, exotic salts, premium oils, shots of efa's, shiatsu using fat penetrating oils like coconut and cocao - i like it.