Relieving a bowel

While visiting my homeland (Utah) I spent many days in the wilderness at a 10,000 foot climate. The air was phenominal, the time spent sleeping was the best I can remember and the love for nature continued to prosper. It was a real return to nature. Sleeping on a cot and searching the mountains for deer, my eyes were beginning to really be used for what they were designed. This adventure made me realize toilets are UNnatural. I would relieve myself by sitting on my heels and breathing. It felt as though this released ALL the unwanted "junk" in my colon. The feeling was TOTAL BOWEL MOVEMENT...

Once I returned to civilization and used a normal toilet this feeling did not return....... Ones faith must be weakened to not commit fully to natures laws so I placed either foot on the 3,9o'clock of toilet and faced as normally. I must say it would be rather difficult for the "clogged" human to perform this act as my knees give slight pain when fully bent.... I suggest this to anyone looking for a "natures" way to exit the bowels.

Sorry MH, no pictures in this story. :)

Chew Well,

Zach