Thanks Ali! (from an enema wuss)

Just this morning I caught your Thursday post with the enema info. That was so helpful! Thank you, and thanks for the search for the enema bag site. (blueduck, thank you also!)

You were just SO GROOVY to detail the position and stuff - it was exactly the kind of info I was looking for. No joke - I actually leaned into the computer screen to read it - which makes about as much sense as yelling english at a foreign person - and I have it stored in my spacious little nut cavity of a brain for future reference.

The one that night was really a pisser. I got home, having forgotten to stop by the drugstore to pick up a pre-packaged thing. So I changed my clothes and then.....couldn't find my wallet. 45 minutes later I found my wallet and then......couldn't find my keys.

MIND YOU I had BOTH when I originally walked in the door. So I stood in the middle of the living room and said outloud to my subconcious, "WE ARE DOING THIS TONIGHT SO JUST CUT IT OUT!" And then I found my spare keys and went to the store (cutting my hand on the way out the door so I bled profusely and had to go back inside to tend to THAT). Of course I found my keys about 15 minutes after I finished the enema.

Which was AWFUL. AY GOD! It was so COLD going into me - but of course it was a bit late at that point to wrap it in a blanket and warm it up or something. And I felt like I had the entire Red Sea up there, but when I looked at the bottle, there was like - 1 TABLESPOON gone. The box recommended holding it for 5 minutes and I think I MAYBE made TWO???????? Y'all recommend TWELVE MINUTES - I'm more likely to throw a dinner party for English Royalty.

Well, I have a true goal to which to aspire.....

blessings and thanks again for your research,
blueskyz