how about flushing with an olive oil dressing.
say 1/2 cup of olive oil and some amount of vinegar + spices?
mix it with maybe tomato juice too for flavour and toss a salad with it instead?
i don't see why it wouldn't work. except all those greens coming out...all that fiber, i guess you'd have to chew it up really good!
and would it make one throw up cause of all the solids in the stomach? or not?