I've travelled this road of torment and pain
Sometimes I've though that I'd go insane
These symptoms have kept me awake at night
But somehow I knew it would turn out alright
I have hunted and delved
Prayed for salvation
The quack did not know
What ailed me so
So I've found you at last
And it will be past (pun)- passed!
I've been shown how to rid
These parasites amid
My friends at the forum
Will aid me some more
And to hell with decorum
I'll have my cure for sure!!!