Huge tapeworm

Well today I have only gone and passed my biggest parasite to date. It was a huge tapeworm, flat and about what looked like 1inch wide at the thickest point (well maybee 3/4inch, its like that fish that got away story LOL). It tapered to a pointy head I think and was maybee 12iches in 2 pieces but both were wide. I wreckon the rest of the skinny bit is yet to come out.

Bloody scary. Oh and there was a red looking small thing aswell. I am gonna have to stop looking at my BM,s its begging a bit of an obsession. If I told my mates they would think I was a right loony tune.

Death to all parasites.