I am not even a brown skinned heathen, but a lilly white one... however I prefer to be called a heretic than a heathen by you folks... ;-)
Actually, Jesus would be spinning in his grave if he knew how poorly you folks carried forth the original teachings. I think you 'Paulists' (as modern Christianity is the creation of the apostle Paul, not Jesus) have completely misinterpreted original teachings -- those, I mean, what little remains that hasn't been altered, deleted, and just plain rewritten for various 'Christian' political agendas through the ages.
Sad, in my opinion.
Speaking of Jesus spinning in his grave, you may find this interesting: