Southern Women

  Southern women know their summer weather report:
     Humidity
     Humidity
    Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
     The beach
      Shopping
    Shopping at the beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
       Summer tans
      Strapless sun dresses
      Air conditioning

Southern women know everybody's first name:
       Honey
       Darlin'
      Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
      Fried Green Tomatoes
     Driving Miss Daisy
     Steel Magnolias
      Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
     Baptist
       Methodist
       Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
      Red-eye gravy & Country ham
      Grits
     Mouth-watering biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
       Charleston (Chawl'stn)
       Savannah (S'vanah)
       New Orleans (N'orlins)
       Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
       Men in uniform or tuxedos
       Men who open doors for women
      Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
       The Mall
       The Country Club
       The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
       Having bad hair and nails
       Having bad manners
       Cooking bad food
       Wearing too much makeup

Southern girls know, men may come and go, but their
girlfriends last fahevah!

Now...... Shugah, send this to your friends who were raised in
the South or the ones who wish they had been!

If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your heart, just fake
it.  We know you got here as fast as you could.....!