Good One-More Michael Jackson Jokes!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson love twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe you’re in my son.

Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. Why is Michael Jackson so tough?
A. He can lick any kid on the block.

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

Keith S. :{)>