Michael Jackson 
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What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers- Good One-More Michael Jackson Jokes! Blackbeard
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson love twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe you’re in my son.
Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. Why is Michael Jackson so tough?
A. He can lick any kid on the block.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
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This is a reply to # 425,675I am astonished that someone of your obvious calibre could lower themself to participate in such an open minded, insightful web site.
eplace the word 'Michael' with 'Blackbeard'- It isn't as funny that way... Blackbeard
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”I was surprised by the effectiveness of it, and I wasn’t hungry.”
Since I am not an unconvicted child molester...or a convicted one either...
Your first post to this forum is decidedly unfunny...
Perhaps stimple = janaki
... sounds like a disease
...I have a stimple on my janaki...
But here are the now unfunny jokes...
Q: Why does Blackbeard love twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Have you heard about Blackbeard's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: Why was Blackbeard spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: How do we know Blackbeard is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q. When is it bed time at Blackbeard’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Blackbeard?
A. I believe you’re in my son.
Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Blackbeard!
Q. Why did Blackbeard place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. Why is Blackbeard so tough?
A. He can lick any kid on the block.
Blackbeard was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Blackbeard asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Blackbeard looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
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- But this way it most certainly is... janaki
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Q: Why does Janaki love twenty eight year olds?
A: Because they are wearing twenty nifty belts.
Q: Have you heard about Janaki's New Book?
A: It's called, "The INs ONs and MIs of Inter-state Travel"
Q: Why was Janaki spotted at K-Mart?
A: She heard boys' pants were half-off (they forgot to wear belts) !!
Q: How do we know Janaki is guilty?
A: Several children have indicated her face was red.
Q. When is it bed time at Janaki’s house?
A. When her eyes close and her hands fold in prayer.
Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Janaki?
A. I believe you’re blocking the gentle rays of the sun from reaching my son.
Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Janaki-os!
Q. Why did Janaki place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. Wrong number.
Q. Why is Janaki so tough?
A. She can be sick better than any kid on the block.
Janaki was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Janaki began to chant, "Dib Dib Dib Dob Dob Dob. Akela, we'll do our best!"
The captain replied, "Forfeit the lives of those dear children, save yourself!"
Janaki looked around peacefully, parted her lips and simply said, "Yes."
janu-ashera :{)>
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- funny how like a clown? Ayehasherayeh
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Q: Why are twenty eights nifty?
A: Because they are wearing twenty nifty belts.
Q: What is the preferred method of navigating for Janaki?
A: It's called, "The INs ONs and MIs of Inter-state Travel"
Q: Why does janaki wear so many extra belts herself when she is not with girls?
A: She heard boys' pants were half-off (they forgot to wear belts) !!
Q: How do you know that janaki's face is red?
A: Several children have indicated her face was red.
Q. How do you know when janaki is impersonating a blind praying mantis?
A. When her eyes close and her hands fold in prayer.
Q. What did mother Mary say when Janaki stood over baby jesus' manger
A. I believe you’re blocking the gentle rays of the sun from reaching my son.
Q: What looks very similar to Janaki-zeroes?
A: Janaki-os!
Q. What do you find out when you dial the phone number you think is Janaki's?
A. Wrong number.
Q. What might you learn when you view Janaki and a child in a vomiting contest?
A. She can be sick better than any kid on the block.
Janaki was on a ship with 100 eights when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
One of the eights began to chant with Janaki, "Dib Dib Dib Dob Dob Dob. Akela, we'll do our best!"
The captain replied, "Forfeit the lives of those dear children, save yourself!"
Janaki removed the eights belt and in no time (zero seconds flat) he reinflated.
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- Funny as in Twilight Zone... janaki
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This is a reply to # 425,702Do you mean to say I was aboard a vessel with 188 8's?
I remain unconcerned about those dear children, each with their own flotation device.
I am left to ponder greater spiritual truths.
....such as the primordial sound of Om, wearing a belt would be 8m.
What are the implications?
- Re: Funny as in Twilight Zone... Ayehasherayeh
19 y
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This is a reply to # 425,703Do you ever release some
Primordial primal primevil sounds?
remove your belt also
I Have
Om Om
- Re: Funny as in Twilight Zone... janaki
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Yesterday itself
erstwhile reading a sacred text my lips did part
sound emitted of a divine nature, primeval.
I will try removing my belt, let it all hang out.
Am trying to embrace my zero nature
Mimicing another zero that I admire.
Orgone energy will be available to
Me, myself and I.
- Re: Funny as in Twilight Zone... janaki
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- Re: Funny as in Twilight Zone... Ayehasherayeh
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- Funny as in Twilight Zone... janaki
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- funny how like a clown? Ayehasherayeh
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- But this way it most certainly is... janaki
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- It isn't as funny that way... Blackbeard
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- Re: Good One-More Michael Jackson Jo... stimple
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- Tough crowd lol! boooo hisssss....... #21676
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This is a reply to # 425,668Thanks I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip the waiter, and try the flounder!
- I still thought it was funny saylok2000
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- Re: I still thought it was funny #69242
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This is a reply to # 425,683not if you were a little cracker-
dont mind jokes about the guy/girl/whatever/whocares but the victims!
- i understand saylok2000
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This is a reply to # 425,687where your comming from, but this is a "joke " forum. Its meant to be insulting, it's not like blackbeard really likes for children to be molested. It was just a joke, take deep breathes...it'll be okay
- Re: i understand inhale exhale #69242
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This is a reply to # 425,689sometimes jokes are funny
sometimes they are not
who cut the cheese
I'll cut the crackers
may not be funny to you
but is to me- Allright whatever, fair enough saylok2000 19 y 1,748
- Re: i understand inhale exhale #69242
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- i understand saylok2000
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- Re: I still thought it was funny #69242
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- I still thought it was funny saylok2000
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- Good One-More Michael Jackson Jokes! Blackbeard
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