And you wonder why you haven't heard from God in 20 years! You don't even want to hear your fellow man. You are skeptical all around my dear friend, although answers are really all around you.
I think when you've given the Liver Flushes a try you'll feel much better. People have been doing this for hundreds of years you know, especially in Europe. I'm sure they must have some wonderfully eficient labs there where you can take your little gems for testing. I should think that would be fun.