Funny Story
Beej...you had me laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair! Anyway...here is a story you all might enjoy!
When my children were young we taught them to not use foul language and had a fairly strict line that we drew in our home for the sake of decency. One day, when my daughter was about nine, she came home from a friends house in shock.
"Mom, she said, you aren't going to believe this - but Samantha's mom allows her to swear and she doesn't even say anything about it! While I was at her house she said both the "S" word and the "F" word right in front of her mom and she didn't say a word to her!"
Well, needless to say - I was quite surprised (assuming I knew what two words that she was referring to) and then after a moment asked my daughter...
"Morgan...what "S" word and what "F" word are you talking about?"
Her reply: "You know mom, "Stupid" and "Fart"
Sorry M04...the story just isn't the same using (*) in place of the word.