major kidney pains after eating asparagus!!!

Every time i eat asparagus spears (fresh) my left kidney becomes very hot and painful.
I know that there is something not quite right with my left kidney and i suspect it is to do with my mercury poisoning.
But what i dont get is why only asparagus seems to cause this uncomfortable experience, it will sometimes last for up to 3 hours after eating some and the next urination after eating some REEKS of asparagus.
Is it like some sort of cleansing reaction or something?
I also notice that my left upper eyelid gets very heavy and sags/folds down after ingesting certain foods!
WEIRD AY!!
I think my body is very odd sometimes.
What do you think?

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