I'm going to give up!

I just can't stick to these tiresom proto-cols and diet! Does any one have a solution?? We need to do some brain-storming here. What about introducing a microbe that REALLy goes after yeast. What about samonella or some other nasty bacteria-[a down- graded version of coarse] I don't know, I'm willing to try anything if it will speed up the cure. Later, shroom