You argue without facts. Humans did not evolve from monkeys.
If you are going attack evolution, then at least bother to find out what you are attacking. Of course it is the very ignorance of the facts that creates creationists, born in the cauldron of ignorance.
2) You were not playing with words, you just do not understand evolution.
If the rest of the answers did not makes sense, I can direct you to several grade school Science books
Stop with the anthropomorphosis of animals. Another point indicating your ignorance of the subject.