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If we humans evolved from monkeys, did some monkeys just choose not to evolve or what? I mean wouldn't it only make sense if we came from a common ancestor that our "cousins" would have at least developed a few of our traits? Why are they still content swinging from trees and picking bugs off each other's backs? Why aren't they ashamed to be naked? Don't they know that it's uncouth not to bury their dead relatives? Why do they seem content just eating, drinking, pro-creating and going to the bathroom? When can we expect them to figure out how to build a fire or do anything else constructive?

WHEN ARE THESE DUMB ANIMALS EVER GOING TO EVOLVE??? I sure wish they'd get on with it already. Maybe if they hurry up and catch up with us then that would allow scientists to procede with their ultimate goal/fantasy of cross-breeding our species....not that they haven't tried that already. S