help me for my birthday

well tomorrow is my birthday so i though this would be a good a time as any to ask for assistance. right now i am stuck.
in debt up to my eyeballs, jobless, carless, and hopeless on alot of fronts after a string of bad circumstances beyond my control that put me in this place.
so what i am asking for is a hand-out. goodbye pride...im not tough. i'm broke and broken. what i would like to do is be able to get a car and go back to school and make something out of my life. in order to do so i need transportation and a medical check-up and clothing for school. yes i am that broke.
so if you could be so kind to donate a wonderful gift to me via pay pal for my birthday that would be fantastic.
i plan on donating a percentage of whatever i recieve to charity of the donators choice.

email to send donations to via pay pal:
project_sugarpie@yahoo.com
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im not very good at sob stories because i believe that there is always someone that has much more a of a reason to feel badly.

but anyway....
i really wish that i had the money to go to school and get a car so i could have some sort of job. ever since last year when all the people i though were friends were only there for me to help them and listen them and give them money or time...as soon as my money,time and patience ran out...so did the "friends"
and in once case the family. i cant get over financially some of the things that have been done. like the mother in law that stole 4000$ from us (mike and i) and threw us out of the house that we were renting from her because i called her on that and the fact that she like little children in a way no adult should.
and then trying to start school while homeless and stressing about bus money and how i would be able to eat a couple days because i had to buy school supplies. i remeber walking downtown and i was crying and didnt even notice it until someone said something.
and then the utilites that went into collection after the mother in law continued to use them. for the month that we were homeless in late feb. in PA. yeh thats fun.
and then finally i get a roomate that ends up ripping us off for rent and stealing some stuff and bailing and i was homeless again. luckily i found a place fast. but i just cant get out of this rut. its like i have gotton so buried financially and emotionally i really dont see myself get my own ass out of this. i have tried and failed. i dunno....sigh...............
and this whole time i have not been able to work because of intense body pain from injuries that developed from working 12 hour days in resturaunts. and i wish i could still just do that and get my own but out of trouble but i feel like a helpless little grandma. my family is of no help and i dont have friends here to speak of. i usually spent my time prior dedicated to school or work and really didnt have time to do anything else.