Thanks guys, that's why I love these forums so much :)
I really wasn't worried about the butt pee thing, I was expecting it, but I got worried a moment since I heard almost everyone here had atleast the first BM solid.
The thing is mine wasn't. I haven't had anything solid or even semi-solid since I had those huge cheeseburgers, and it's just BOTHERING me that it's still inside me. I guess I was expecting it out by now. I suppose it's a valuable experience about how long meat actually rots in your stomach, eww.
Well, I'll chill out now, I'm doing okay. Hanging in there with all your support. I guess I should take more water now since I have chapped lips and my tongue feels DRY.