Okayyyy not sure if you're being snarky but here goes...
--Maybe you shouldn't be surfing over breakfast.
--If bottom photo tells a story as you say...what story is it telling?
--AND I'm kinda new at being a parasite host, so forgive me if I don't know know the poop invader posting etiquette. Additionally, it was hard for me to tell what is a "parasite" and what is not.
--I have seen plenty of gross things on this forum (not just mine).