Well I must admit that your posts certainly are entertaining regardless of the facts.
And so what the thing I'd like to clarify is just how these heavy metals get from the battery terminals(ie, tinplate material), then carry through the copper wire(for example), and finally the silver electrodes, and water. Of which I'd simply ask...
Through what physical process would these heavy metals carry over/through all of these mediums so as to end-up in the solution?