Hi! I've got the same problem! I've tried all the things you have tried too! I've ordered some serrapeptase on ebay and gonna try it! read some reviews and it cured loads of people.. so I'm hoping it works on me too as I've been very depressed 2!and yeah.... wouldn't recommend having sex... as it swollens up so bad it looks like a god damn egg! i also had enough of it too, even tried to pop it myself...But it happened the same thing as yours... i don't want to have it drained as i really don't want stitches in my "nini" :/ lol so yeah... try serrapeptase too! Good luck! I'll let you know if it cured mine after taking serrapeptase! xx