Re: I'm writing an autobiography but am really embarrassed by my sexual history and am considering lying.

go to some full bodied oriental massage parlors, lay a $100 bill on the table, tell them to keep the change, and see what happens

pretty soon you will have had so many sexual experiences with pretty girls, you will no longer have anything else to worry about

Google for oriental massage parlors, in your own city and see what comes up

look for one that caters to men and only has women working

price should be around $60

a $40 tip will get you everywhere you want to go

do not ask for sex up front
that is illegal and you won't get anywhere

but there is no law that says you can't get turned on by someone who tipped you very well unconditionally

you won't get ripped off because they want repeat business

they know they can't accept those kinds of tips without appreciating customers adequately, or people won't come back

duh





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