A cruise ship capsized in shark infested waters in the ocean, over 100 passengers died terrible drowning deaths and were eaten by sharks. The only survivors were a group of 50 lawyers found in the water clinging to rafts surrounded by the sharks. Amazingly the sharks did not eat even one of the surviving lawyers.
When the rescuers asked how the group of lawyers managed to survive the shark infested waters and not be eaten by the sharks like all the other passagers, the surving lawyers responded they were not eaten by the sharks for a very simple reason.
The sharks did not eat us due to "PROFESSIONAL COURTESY" said the lawyers.