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Kidnapped by Forangian mercenaries, beaten and tortured, and finally sent to a labor camp, until one day a guard came too close and I entered his mind, putting his mind in my body. Once inside my body, he went insane and I, having assumed his body convinced my (his) superiors that I be the one permitted to dispose of him (me). I transported his body outside the gates and to near the edge of a cliff where I laid my body, and being inside his body I jumped from the cliff and instantaneously switched bodies with him once again. Arising my own self, I peered over the edge just quickly enough to see my former captor smashed into the rocks below. Afterwards I wandered a bit disguised as a bag lady, and hitched a ride from a party of calcumite miners back to Aphranes, a Vulcan resort planet. The massages there are quite.... stimulating.