But yeah, giving yourself a "coffee enema" is beyond ridiculous if you ask me.
Have you ever thought that maybe the reason you have so many health problems, which you clearly do no matter how you try to deny or rationalize it, is because you refuse to use conventional methods and instead only try natural approaches?
Also you talk about these natural ways to keep your body healthy and "release toxins" etc, yet you dont exercise at all. Exercise is BY FAR the most natural, and healthy way to stay healthy.
I figured if you are concerned enough about your health to try all these crazy naturalistic methods, you would be concerned enough to exercise regularly. Doesnt make sense to me. Your entire approach seems illogical. Especially since your are clearly in such poor health.