Re: which is the best zapper?

Dear Bloated and depressed;

I care unconditionally about sick people, and you need help.

A Thundervolt zapper is a 4 frequency, four output unit with two handholds and two footpads. It delivers four frequencies. Three are fixed, but the fourth one is body-activated; that is, it tailors its frequency to the condition of the user, and as that condition shifts when you zap, so does the frequency.

Many mental problems can be alleviated with zapping, because the device exports electrons to the body, and the brain functions on electrons. Our zapper frequently gives a mental boost to many of the people who use it, usually within 15 minutes.

I offer a 30 day unconditional money back guarantee if you are not satisfied. I have the only body-activated zapper on the planet.

We have also discovered a way to test the vitality of the human body, and found that it elevates after our zap sessions. If you document these tests over time, you will see that your overall stamina and endurance, joy of living, etc, whatever you call it, increases. Our website is:
http://www.thundervoltzap.com


Sincerely yours,
Steve Coffman Tweet