Did you hear the one about the guy wearing a tie who was a slave to Victoria Secret?
At least we still have the freedom to wear whatever ~color~ tie or bra we want! And maybe an underwire bra can pick up pirate radio! Lord knows I'm not a slave to fashion, I schlep around most of the time...
In all seriousness though, Glaxony I know you are right about the circulation being cut off if stuffs too tight. That part is not even funny...