Re: neck ties

symbol of acceptance of the role of a slave

I can see how a neck tie is a symbol of slavery, but it's also a symbol of purported professional fashion of ye old. I must admit I hate neck ties.

bras symbolize the willingness to be harnessed

Does lack of bra cause premature saggin'? I've read much on the underwire problems related to health.

with freedom comes a new wardrobe

What is freedom anyway... (rhetorical question)