Biblical advice for single ladies about getting married

For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice:

Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.

While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz , Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz, or Marriedaz, & especially his cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!"

 ~Andrew Lauman