For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice:
Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.
While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz , Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz, or Marriedaz, & especially his cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!"
~Andrew Lauman
Thanks for posting this hilarious observation! LMAO!!! Considering that I'll never be accepting applications for the rest of my life, I'm not searching for ANY "oaz!" LMAOLMAO!!!!
Thanks for the laugh - Oh, my.....LOLOL