Re: To Glaxony

Dear Hav,

In 1977 I fell in love with a Cajun from Louisiana and we nearly had a MSO, but when the sacred tremor began, his eyes got big like saucers and he said, "Does this feel the same to you as it does to me?" Well, I said YES YES YES because I thought we were both gonna pop a big one simultaneously. But he grabbed his britches and moved in with his hair-dresser instead, leaving me in a state of tumescence prior to consummation. As a result of this pitiful cowardly act, my bartholin gland became infected and I grew a testicle. Just wanted you to know that I can I grow balls.

Love,
Glaxy

PS Can I keep doing the liver flush whenever I need it, if I promise not to call the soap stones "gallstones", and I am perfectly aware that if, indeed, I have a real gallstone, it might get lodged in the duct while trying to get out, and I could need surgery, if I am willing to take the risk? (Without getting pancreatitis?) The reason I ask is because my pancreas was part of the reason why I flushed and again, and pain in that area is new to me...