Re: Live fast die young- Let me Un-confuse you

This is the story my mom, a religious person, tells about fast living:
A salesman went to a group of people promising them a fastlane party vacation in las vegas, the salesmen showed them pictures of people getting drunk at the pool with little umbrellas in thier drinks at the poolside bar, he showed slides of happy people laughing drinking and dancing all night in the casino clubs, and pictures of people speeding on jet ski's. The salesman said all the people had to do was pay a small fee and sign a contract and they could go on the fastlane party vacation.
So the people thought it looked like a fastlane party vacation and they all signed up to go.
The people boarded the plane and the plane took off, in the air a change occured and the plane plunged deep into the earth and crashed underground, the shaken people all got out of the plane and looked around and saw other people burning in sulfer fires and people suffering and screaming on ledges of fire,then the salesmen who sold them the trip appeared and he ripped off his smiling party vacation salesman's
mask and low and behold it was the devil himself complete with horns and a tail. The people screamed as the devil announced he had taken them all to hell and they agreed to go when they signed up for the fastlane party vacation.
But you lied to us, yelled the people, you said we were going to party, drink, laugh and dance all night and drink all day and jet ski!!!!!!!
The devil looked at the frightened captive people he tricked into signing up to go to hell with him and said with his devil faced grin, Did you really think I would tell you the truth?
Moral of the story: Do not fall for fools gold, what glitters on the outside and looks like fastlane fun, isn't.


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