Rooftops, gutters, moustache rides...

Both my parents did go to the University of Michigan. And I have never been there except to stand in the airport in Detroit. Many times. Between connecting flights. And I hate the Lions. They lose every Thanksgiving . Well almost all games...........

But I did love the schtick. Bigtime. Mr Chin. And I will admit. I don't look like Jay Leno. And I would have to put toothpicks in my eyes to really give any authenticity to having some-type of 'chin' or gook-y-ness I mean geek-y-ness in my name.

(Although I did have sex with a chinese girl many moons ago)

Yeah and the liver is tied to all that chinese 'stuff'. And points. Doesn't help ya to score with the ladies though. Those points seem to operate on a different level there. They seem to have a brain of their own. And just wag that defiant tail in your face.



How do you guys walk around with one of those things???????






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