So many theories, so little time!

I been cruzin da curezone and a lotta other "Health" related web pages lately. Spent lots of time gathering the list below - And I coulda been out at the summer solstice at Stonehenge!

With help from the Google, I was seeking the "CAUSE FOR ALL DISEASE" but found it quite confusing! Each web site I found was equally insistent that their cause was the "CAUSE FOR ALL DISEASE". Forums here also reveal an incredible diversity of causes, many contradictory when compared. Some are related, some are well known and supported by ample mainstream medical literature, and... some are WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help me out here, I can't decide which REALLY is the "CAUSE FOR ALL DISEASE":

acid-base imbalance
adrenal fatigue
allergies
aluminum frying pans
Antibiotics
astrology
auto-immune diseases
bacteria
big pharma
bleached white flour
blocked nerves
blood transfusions
body cells morph into germs
cholesterol
chronic lyme disease
colon "plaques"
colon "residues"
congested liver
congested lymph nodes
constipation
contact with menstrual flow
dairy food
damaged DNA
demons
disharmony with nature
disruption of the spiritual vital force
distorted energy fields
doctors
dressing - not warm enough
dressing - too warmly
eating acidic foods
enzymes - lack of
evil eye
evil spirits
excessive fears
fillings in teeth
flow of Qi disrupted
fluoride in water
free radicals
genetically modified food
genetics
germs
gluten
high protein diet
hormonal imbalance
imbalance of "humors" or "humours"
improper breathing
inflammation
junk food
karma
lack of exercise - lack of
leaky gut
loss of connection with your inner being
low (insert mineral)
low (insert vitamin)
low blood oxygen
low energy
low iron
low magnesium
low vitamin C
low vitamin D
low zinc
lowering of your consciousness
medications
mercury
miasms
misaligned chakras
molestation as a child
negative energy
negative thinking
not eating what the did in the bible
nuclear power plants
nutrition - inadequate
nutrition - malnutrition
obesity
obstruction of chi
parasites (flukes in particular)
personal sanitation - lack of
personal washing - too much
pet dander
phytic acid
pollens
poor blood quality
poor sanitation
poor sleep
power lines
promiscuity
public sanitation - lack of
refined grains
refined sugar
root canals
sin resulting in punishment from god(s)
skull bones out of alignment
sluggish blood flow
stress
subluxations
sun - not enough
sun - too much
supplements - lack of
systemic fungal infections
the devil
toxemia
toxins (EVERYWHERE!)
toxins in the colon
unhealthy lifestyle
vaccinations
viruses
voodoo
weak immune system
witchcraft

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