Marijuana and worms? Weird question. I know.

Does anyone else here partake of marijuana?
If so, do you get the feeling that it either totally heightens your awareness of the worms in your body and where they are, or do you feel like it gets the worms stoned and makes them wiggle?
I know this is such a strange question, but I seriously feel like this is the case. I use pot about once or twice a week for recreational/spiritual purposes and I honestly feel like this is the case.
Can a parasite even get stoned? If so, I'm totally taking a break until these guys find a new home. Coming in my house, invading my body, eating my food, making me sick, and now smoking my weed. Not cool. So not cool.
I know I'm being kind of a jokester, just trying to be light-hearted. But I am dead serious on this.
Let me know what you all have experienced!
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