YOU MIGHT BE A VATA - for cleller2

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, here are some indications that you might be a vata:
If the idea of buttering pizza crust sounds good to you, you might be a vata.
If you've ever sprained your ankle sprinting to the thermostat to stop your husband from turning down the heat, you might be a vata.
If the thought of lounging in a hot bathtub sounds better than the thought of strapping boards to your feet and sliding down a mountainside, you might be a vata.
If you react to stress by having to go home and lay down till your gas pains subside, you might be a vata.
If you've ever considered buying a pair of false eyelashes for everyday use, you might be a vata.
If you think Pringles are a crime against vegetables, you might be a vata.
If you keep a sweater in your car for those frosty 70 degree restaurants, you might be a vata.
If you ever refused to wear shorts or short sleeves in junior high because you were ashamed of your skinny limbs, you might be a vata.
If you've ever dropped a butter wrapper on the floor and considered whether you could pick it up and lick it off before any dirt got on it, you might be a vata.
If you can't understand why a sane person would live in Alaska or Canada on purpose, you might be a vata.
If you think bread was mainly invented because it's just rude to eat butter off your fingers, you might be a vata.
If you're exhausted just watching the infomercial for Turbo Jam, you might be a vata.
If your idea of a successful fast is skipping breakfast, you might be a vata.

But seriously, here's a site for determining your dosha there are probably better ones, maybe someone will list some: http://www.ayurveda.com/online%20resource/index.html