Please don't insult the pig kingdom and bring them DOWN to your level! I would venture to guess that this little guy is cuter and waaay smarter (and more "clean and sober") than you, Ryan. I would take up company any day with many different kinds of animals than many humans I know. Geez, do you ever look around at the "human kingdom" out there???
Why do you loathe yourself, Ryan? Take a chill pill and I'm not talking pot or pills or booze.