funny quotes from naturopaths

Thats natural bacteria found on vegetables.It will help you grow.

Thats a herxheimer reaction.You get worse,then get better.

Naturopaths don't kill people,only doctors kill people.

I didn't compost you. You are delusional.

Vomiting up blood, it must be parasites not necrotizing bacteria.

I'm not a Satanist I just play one on TV.

I'm a healer.

If you are sick, go see a doctor. They will help you.

How could I hypnotize you unless you weren't willing?

That evil evil sugar.

You won't die.

Cancer is white not black