RIFE MACHINES & ZAPPERS: Models & Features
ANSWER TO QUESTION: WHAT IS A RIFE MACHINE?
Frankenstein's Rife Rife 1938 Rife 2010
Patent Pending Rife Machines
RIFE = Riddle ur Innards & Fryem wif Electricity!!
Definitions:
Handheld device attached to a frequency generator that zzzaps your innards & sizzlez to death any parasites lurkin' within ya.
The Zapper: An electrical rockem, sockem, shockem parasite fryin' machine.
Contraption that zaps electrik charges thru ur bodee to toast & roast wurms & germs into crispy critters.
Parasite-killing electrikal gadget sorta like a taser or stun gun but much more expen$ive.
$hockingly-priced $hocking machine that deliverz a $hocking jolt to ur bodee & wallet.
Brainchild elektronik invenchen of Hulda Clark, the zillionaire Queen of Kitchen-Herbs-&-$pices-Parasite-Killin'-&-Kolon-Klensin'-Teknologies.
Elektrik-shock weapon used to track & zap parasites in ur bod-ee; also curls head hair, body hair, nose hair, eyelashes, & toes.
A "stunning" device by Hulda Clark that elektronikly zaps all the currency (money) from ur bank account to hers.
Fancy-pantsy elektrocution machine used as capital punishment for wurmies & germies inside ya.
Models:
Rife Zappers & Parasites Zapped - 1990-2000
Rife Unit for 2
Meow Meow ~ ICU (hee hee)
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